Calling St. Peter

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The Republic of Ireland has been dealing with the abuse of children by Catholic clergy and the subsequent cover up by the Vatican. In another display of criminal arrogance the Vatican 'rejected' a report criticizing the church for the abuse and systemic obstruction of their investigation. The Romans recalled their ambassador after the Irish Prime Minister lambasted the Papists. 

 

That'll teach the Irish for their blasphemous search for truth and justice. Who the hell do they think they are?
 
I don't know how a member of this church can accept the actions of the Papal hierarchy. The history of Catholic hypocrisy and nefarious dealings is long and littered with abuse of power, disregard of people, bloodshed, and self serving repression of justice.
 
I don't believe in a God, but if I'm wrong I hope the invisible sky daddy smites the phoney Catholic hierarchy at the pearly gates.

 

A phone in the clouds rings.

 

St Peter: Hello. Pearly Gates.

God: Pete, it's the lord. Those dudes with the funny hats arriving from Rome, detain them. They're not getting past the velvet ropes.

St Peter: But sir, they've been serving in your name for centuries.

God: Bullshit. They've gotten fat and rich off my name. The arrogant hypocrisy must stop.

St. Peter: How far up the Vatican ladder are you talking?

God: All the way. I'm kicking the Popes out on their asses, retroactive!

St Peter: But sir, that's a lot of saints your talking about. We just can't.....

God: YES WE CAN.

St Peter: How far back are we going?

God: The sixteenth century would be a good start. Those burnings really pissed me off.

St Peter: Should I send a memo?

God: Nah, just have them wake up in Hell tomorrow, no explanation, no voice, no one to help them. Just like they do to the children.

It's times like this I wish I believed in heaven and hell. No man would be granted eternal paradise after covering up the abuse of children.